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warning: brainbarf right here

I wanted to have an anemone, but also a slime boy, so I kinda fucked up both into a single thing?

His personality is crap still. But his body is nice.
He is, most of the time, chill. He is the typical introvert that does not trust people easily and after knowing someone he will show how silly he can be. Also, he is not shy, what makes him seems mean. What am I talking about he is completely mean.
Ok let me write an essay on how his body works:

-His insides are all squishy sponges (WOW TERMOS MUITO PROFISSIONAIS)
-His hair is not useless at all. It is where he keeps track of earth's magnetic field. Nigga will always know where north is, yo
-His "exoesqueleton" is very resistent, but also elastic. The esqueleton, with help from his "fat deposits" make the liquid between them move, which is how he moves his body.
--Too much liquid in his legs make them literally hard, which is one reason why he can stand by himself. He is in a constant boner state.
--His walking is awkward, but he does his best to look like a human walking.
-Those fat deposits are not really fat deposits but this was the best term my dumb mind found for them. They are made of slime and his sweat waste shit. If he eats too much, those will get bigger, and will make him look fat.
-His "sweat", during hot weathers, is more viscous and in more quantity, to protect him from not melting or anything.
-He hibernates in temperatures lower than 0ºC, and may wake up centuries later if not heated. If he ever gets tired of the world, he can locks himself in a fridge and wake up with ze captain touching his butt.
--His squishy sponge insides become rock hard and his "exoesqueleton" and "muscles" become similar to glass in those penguin temperatures (-10ºC)

-Slime glow when focused in something. For example, his eyes glow because slime is trying to capture as many things from the outside world as it can. He is always thinking, so his "brain" glows. When digesting food, the place where he is using to digest food will glow, etc.
--As it is one single thing multitasking, all his senses are poor.
---He is slow and sloth-like most of the time due to this.
---If something needs the attention of a single sense, he will temporary shut down his other senses to use the maximum of that single sense. For example, if he is trying to find something, he may stop hearing to get a better vision. Imagine this in a test. He can stop listening, feeling, and a lot of other things he will not need to think harder. What a bitch.
----Using the maximum of all his senses makes him hibernate after the need is over. If in a very dangerous situation he will have double the potential of a human, and when the danger is over he will fall asleep for a week or something.

-Another him can grow from one of his parts buuuut
--If it was a "null cut" - a cut without touching the blue slime part , like chopping off one of his arms, a new body will grow from that arm, but without the vital slime brain thing
--If it was a proper cut the new one will feel like the original's life was a dream, with many chances of not surviving for more than a week
--Fucked up cuts will not generate a new mind, only a new fucked up body - he will feel like if his mind was separated in different bodies and he will try to merge his bodies as soon as he can because it is cONFUSING FOR HIM
--This feeling of same mind different bodies happens during the first week of a proper cut "offspring". It also makes the original have parental feelings for the new one, and the new one seeks the original for anything like an ugly kid.
-He can change bodies by literally filling a null cut body but it is a slow and delicate process which he never did since by doing this he will lost part of his regeneration/multiplication power
-He can recover this by merging with his original body, but if he ever needs to have a new body his original body will probably be not "mergable"
...I mean why would you ever need a new body if your previous one was not fucked up

-Sexual reproduction works like any other sexual reproduction. They mix their genetic materials. Then they keep this shit inside them for long so whenever they want a baby they can poop some eggs.
--Their reproductive system is also the same slime that does everything else in the body, but focused in a different task.
---That slime will generate a proper genetic bomb

-He will not vomit his insides if turned upside down, just like you can not vomit a corn shaped shit. there are sphincter-like structures in the way.
-If you shake him too much, something like this may happen. Even if he comes back to his original shapes after a while it hurts for him so do not furiously shake his arm to see what happens pls
-When cut in half, eridan style, he will not bleed slime or anything because slime will retract to different sides of the body as soon as it knows something is being cut.
--That is a proper cut and for the upper half there will be new legs, for the lower half there will be a new head. This can be stopped if he pulls his lower half back or something like this.
---A good proper cut is separating head from body. There is a high chance body will not be able to pull head back.
--He can not bleed anything because his liquid muscle thing turns solid when in air contact. #good defense

I could write more but I have to go now hueheueue
I MAY MAKE THEM AN OPEN SPECIES. I will think about this later tho. I mean it is nice to have open species and stuff but there always is that fetishist who will give them breasts when they are not even mammals or gendered at all or that person doing things like making them poop or have scene hair that is not a wig but natural hair.

Btw if you know about biology and stuff feel free to correct improbable-to-even-exist-this-way derps I made just keep in mind he is like those starfish aliens and not supposed to work as a human

#Xuu out

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Imma shake that bitch up.

Make them an open species nignog I want one so he can be a real jerk who shakes others up because hes tall and no nigger can tell him what to do.

ha ha ha swag.